Elements of Style

"A little basic for now?" asks my classmate about the layout of this page.  No way, baby.  A little basic 4-eva.  Clearly, classmate does not understand style in the legal world.  Have you checked out the rest of the blogosphere dedicated to my esteemed profession?  I sent him a link that had a list of representative exemplars of how style oriented we legal folks are.  Like this.  Or this.  Or this.

Personally, I want to fit into the legal community.  That's why my blawg looks like crap.  If I wanted style, I'd be a web designer, douchebag.  But my billable rate would be much lower, so fuck it.